You're Not My Mom Kids TeeYou're not my mom! You always wanna hear something. Ugly a** f***in' noodlehead. How Does It Fit Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right. Take Care of Your Shit Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design. Get the Specs 93 7 Combed ring spun cotton poly ultra soft knit fabric. Topstitch ribbed collar. Shoulder to shoulder

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It's 2020 so you know what that means

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One of theChive's most enduring pieces of wisdom is now available on our super-soft new t-shirt for ladies and gentlemen

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