Count Me Out Adult Unisex TeeOne. Two. Three reasons to stay home. The math checks out. Sometimes the best plan is the one where you do not show up at all. Inspired by Sesame Street. The Details: White distressed arched text reads "Go Ahead And" above large bold text "Count" and "Me Out" wrapping around an illustration of a purple vampire puppet character with a green cape, pointy ears, fangs, and a monocle. Retro cartoon style with a vintage TV show feel on a dark heather tee.

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with two parallel underline strokes beneath the numbers mimicking the classic 100 emoji design

and "Breast" in large heavy block capitals

Green ink on a gold/mustard yellow background reads "Misbehavin

and a star

A scientific-style label to the left reads "fig

A spiderweb fills the background behind the figure

Inspired by The Big Lebowski

wild summer illustration style on a white tee

Coolness isn't taught

Retro children's book cover aesthetic on a black tee

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