Pee Your Pants Toddler TeeIf you know, you know. And if you do not know, you have never changed three outfits before noon. Coolness is subjective. The Details: Yellow distressed text reads "You're Not Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants" in playful hand drawn block capitals stacked across six lines. A small yellow shorts illustration sits between "You" and "Pee." Single color yellow print with a rough, hand lettered texture on a royal blue tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100%

Just a two-word review from someone who has been around long enough to know

Side B has not been released yet

Below on the white section

And the sun mascot understands because it too is running on pure radiance and zero sleep

Decorative scrollwork

with a white bat flying nearby

Fully stocked

They walked into the room and now whatever you had planned is over

White vintage athletic design reads "Nap Skippers" in bold distressed block text with two stars flanking the top

Delegation at its finest

The prayer is simple: just let there be tacos

This product was designed to attach to the nearest parent and not let go under any circumstances