What's Crackin' - Baby TeeDecember rolls around and every kid wants to know the same thing: when do we open presents. The nutcracker is just standing there, smiling, keeping the same energy all season. The Details: Golden yellow distressed text reads "What's Crackin'" in two stacked lines in a bold retro font. Below sits an illustrated nutcracker face with a tall red hat, white curly hair, rosy red cheeks, a round nose, a mustache, and a wide toothy grin. Printed in gold, red,

a tan wishbone illustration with a small white snap burst at the breaking point

The ball sees all

White script text reads "Nothing For You Whore" in elegant flowing cursive above a full-color vintage illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks

evaluated it against their own agenda

A speech bubble with a red-and-white candy cane striped border reads "Have You Tried Icing It

White snowflakes and star accents surround the scene

Single-color festive cocktail design on a red tee

and they use this power exclusively for evil

White text arcs above reading "May Come Unraveled" in bold uppercase block letters

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White retro text reads "I'm On Santa's" arched around a cartoon poop emoji wearing a red Santa hat with a smiling face

white gloves