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The 80's were a weird time for DnD and heavy metal fans

and milk steak as Strahd faces his greatest enemy

And just like any office

Be prepared for any dungeons or dragons you encounter by enrolling in the school of necromancy

Show the world the best version of yourself or disappear entirely

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life threatening situation

but that's a small price to pay for 8d6 damage in a 40ft sphere

So gather your friends

and spend an exciting evening adding numbers together and comparing the sums to predetermined thresholds