Dauthi Slayer [Arena League 2002]Set: Arena League 2002 Type: Creature Dauthi Soldier Rarity: Rare Cost: {B}{B} Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.) Dauthi Slayer attacks each combat if able. "A wisp of life remains in the undergloom of Death; a visible form, though no heart beats within it." Homer, *The Iliad*, trans. Fitzgerald

It's deciding whether to stomp you or gore you

Set: Urza's Saga Type: Creature — Shapeshifter Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{U}{U} {U}: Untap Morphling

then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it

then destroy all Humans

each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life

It loves having family for dinner

Set: Urza's Destiny Type: Creature — Horror Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B} Trample

Set: Mirage Type: World Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{G}{G} At the beginning of each player's upkeep

prevent all damage that would be dealt to you

Set: Dragons of Tarkir Prerelease Promos Type: Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon Rarity: Mythic Cost: {4}{G}{W} This spell can't be countered

no sound at all

Gaea forged her soldiers into self-wielding weapons that struck down all impurities