Elvira CandleICONIC. To this very day. If for some reason (like you're too young) the Elvira phenomenon passed you by, here's a reminder why she is legendary. 7 x 2. 5 girthy inches of long burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container 90 hours continual burn time! Custom options of this design, or any others you see on the site

truth be told) and this is forevermore how we would like to think of these two

This water resistant apron with fire retardant material is perfect for cooking up a storm or protecting you from the depths of purgatory

We adore this design

Which probably means we have a totally queeny thing about her

just like her

Holy Saints

and now bona fide living saint (tho we kinda knew that anyway)

One quarter of G PHWOAR

for which we adore him

by dressing up as a drag queen

There is quite a LOT of dilation going on whenever Hugh's name is mentioned

Throughout Kevin has been a unbiquitous voice of authority