Dear Asshole, Tear Out Letter bookDear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole

salty (and sometimes sweet) plush gag gift

but this little dumpster fire is here to light up your mood

Hang it on the wall or stand it on a shelf

Squeeze to open

Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats

either follow our specially designed layout or create your own by rearranging the stickers into a colorful work of art by mixing and matching stickers from each sheet

Super soft cotton and synthetic (nylon

adorned with a funny

Players take turns bouncing a coin to ‘hit’ the monsters

Illustrated by the creator of the beloved Cat Tarot

at least until you freak out again

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