Sorry I'm Not Listening - Baby TeeYou said something. They heard you. They processed the information, evaluated it against their own agenda, and chose to continue doing exactly what they were already doing. This is not a defect. This is advanced toddler engineering. The Details: White script text at the top reads "Sorry," in an elegant cursive font with an underline flourish. Below, bold orange uppercase sans serif text reads "I'm Not Listening" in two stacked lines. The two tone

and white on a white tee with a vintage government certificate aesthetic

typographic-forward aesthetic

wiggled relentlessly at the dinner table until everyone loses their appetite

Just an empty bowl and a milk mustache

and blue stars surround the cat

Batting a thousand at bedtime

Yellow and white design featuring an illustration of chicken nuggets with ketchup in a white paper boat at the top

White old-English blackletter text reads "Father Hood" arched and stacked in two lines

The character has a rubber-hose style face with big eyes and a confident smirk

You gave them the cookie

The cat was here first

Your kid takes hot dog protocol very seriously