Swiftfoot Boots - [Surge Foil] Fallout (PIP)Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equip {1} "I don't need brakes. I usually find that if something stops me, it's interesting enough to stop for."

{T}: Destroy target legendary creature

And the fact that this aged in such a good way with the rule change makes it even weirder and makes me love it more

When Dwarven Recruiter enters the battlefield

"If there can be no victory

Exalted Flamer of Tzeentch deals 1 damage to each opponent

Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power

create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token

and land cards in their graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn

How hard can it be

VI — Create a token that's a copy of target non-Saga token you control

{T}: Add {U} or one mana of the chosen color

convert Ratchet