Eunuchs' Intrigues [Portal Three Kingdoms]Set: Portal Three Kingdoms Type: Sorcery Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{R} Target opponent chooses a creature they control. Other creatures they control can't block this turn. Taking control of powerful court positions one by one, eunuchs eventually brought on the fall of the Han dynasty, leading to the chaos of the Three Kingdoms.

Reveal Skyscribing from your hand: Each player draws a card

{2}{R}: Zacama deals 3 damage to target creature

Set: Kaladesh Type: Legendary Land Rarity: Rare At the beginning of your upkeep

It doesn't matter if the mind or body cracks first

Set: XY: Double Crisis Type: Colorless Rarity: Common Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: Worldwake Type: Land Rarity: Common Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield tapped

Set: Judge Gift Cards 2012 Type: Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B}{B} Horsemanship (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship

are truly absurd

Set: XY: Base Set Type: Psychic Rarity: Holo Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

(They're artifacts with "{T}

The rustling of leaves is the only language that makes any sense

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