Birthday SuitBirthdays dont sock, and neither should your outfit, so ditch the clothes all together and slide around your house in a pair of birthday socks that tells everyone whose day it is. Its your birthday, b***h, and youll glide across your hard woods naked if you want to. *cue risky business soundtrack and neighbors slightly concerned as they get a tasteful butt cheek through their window*. Yes, these socks have ACTUAL tassels on them. I know, we can't

a nice breeze flowing gently through their birthday suit

named conveniently the Blow Me

Art By: Kurtis Schureman | @marrowcalifornia

perfect for telling pops that you appreciate his dad swag and a finely mowed lawn just as much as he does

a pair to gift to that naughty neighbor

then eat me”

it’s not a sock

someone said “Don’t cry because it’s over

A much simpler time indeed

Let me tell you how we landed on our latest notebook socks

35% combed cotton

average adults absolutely crushing it at mediocre