Joe Lycett CandleBecause he is hilarious. And if you're not familiar with his oevure, here's a wee taster. You're welcome. 7 x 2. 5 girthy inches of long burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container Ships anywhere in the world Custom options of this design, or any others you see on the site

5 inches wide our clean burning paraffin wax candles are a conversation starter and party table centrepiece

his paintings were enough alone to qualify him for sainthood status

and because he is AMAZING

casually dropping the words Ammonium thioglycolate to make her point and just so proving what a bloody legend she was

he would have to wear the Union Jack dress

here's a taster of the fabulousness

Then bring her into your home

Show some sinner-style and rock it around town

This custom t-shirt is available in both saint and sinner templates and is made from jersey

but biblical

which combat the effects of poverty and abuse

And so she does