The Cowabunga AdmirerThe Admirer, the heart shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes.

the Highball stays classy under pressure

Actualbush™ is an all-purpose camouflage solution designed to blend into every bush and season

not a miracle

these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face

the biggest

and the thrill of being hazed & put on the spot with your friends and loved ones

or whatever canned food or beverage your heart desires to your next dodgeball tournament

With a nice deep wide corduroy

Skiing is hard

Slide it onto your belt for easy access to your ultimate weapon

pearl snap buttons for quick-fire disrobing

Durable enough for the life of the party