Shartsville Booty Browns Toddler TeeEvery town needs a team. This one plays dirty, literally. The franchise has never had a clean game and the fans love it. The Details: Dark gray vintage athletic design reads "Shartsville" arched across the top in distressed block capitals. A stylized "SB" monogram logo with a registered trademark symbol sits in the center. Below, two stars flank "Booty" in bold block text, with "Browns" in large distressed block letters and a classic baseball swoosh

Between the text

Your kid has a stage name for when the snack bag runs out

a little orange devil creature clutches a trick-or-treat bag while reaching for a green lollipop held by a large orange hand

a round nose

and they were earned before the age of three

Undefeated in their division

Farm-fresh attitude on a royal blue tee

Clean text-only design with no graphics or illustrations

It is not the nice one

Coolness isn't taught

Not all heroes wear capes

Red text at the bottom reads "League" with "MVP" flanked by red stars