Cock Block - Baby TeeThe kid sleeps between you now. Every night. Right in the middle. A tiny, snoring, sideways kicking barrier to any plans you thought you had. The Details: A colorful illustration of a white rooster with a red comb and wattle, blue wing details, and yellow legs standing proudly on top of a grey cinder block. No text. Clean cartoon style with a slightly distressed texture on a royal blue tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring

A crescent moon and stars fill the background

White sparkle accents surround the scene

Small text reads "Adult Supervision Required" and a badge reads "Super Charged

clean sans-serif capitals stacked in two lines

No credit checks

White retro text reads "I Was Normal 2 Kids Ago" in a flowing mix of script and decorative serif lettering

Someone needs to step up and get decorated

The turkey gets the headline

The energy is unregulated

"of the" in small decorative script below

Every daycare parent knows the cycle

At least he is dressed for it