The Vesuviuses 5.5"**NOTE: THIS IS ON FINAL SALE AND NOT ELIGIBLE FOR RETURNS EXCHANGES** These are the type of shorts you put on and then immediately someone comes up next to you and says, "you look awesome I'm going to make you a delicious frozen drink with a tiny cocktail umbrella in it," and then you say thank you and then you have that drink in these shorts and you ARE awesome. Fit: These shorts have an elastic waist, a 5. 5 inch inseam and an updated (read:

it's that I'll have smashed my cell phone

Dress them up or dress them down- which is great since you will have a hard time taking them off

Whether you're going for an aggressive power walk

these performance trunks are sure to get the job done

It has four cupholders

or any other activity deemed appropriate by our weekend activity committee

FOR THE PLACE

BIRDS from paradise

if we don't sell out of these I will lose my job - the choice is yours

When they require a dress

you will be

We don't think there are sharks in the pool